The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence
What dinosaur knows a lot of synonyms? A thesaurus.
Past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Synonym rolls: just like grammar used to make.
Why did the run-on sentence think it was pregnant? Its period was late.
What do dogs and commas have in common? Dogs have claws at the end of their paws and commas are a pause at the end of a clause.
Why do words and punctuation end up in court? To be sentenced.
What did the period say to the sentence? We better stop now!
Do you comma here often?
Metaphors be with you.
Broken pencils are pointless.
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
Bad spelling makes me sic.
Practice safe text: use commas.
Writers have great climaxes.
I’m so adjective, I verb noun.
Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?
Pencils posed an issue; 2B or not 2B?