Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
What did the period say to the sentence? We better stop now!
Synonym rolls: just like grammar used to make.
Metaphors be with you.
Practice safe text: use commas.
Do you comma here often?
Bad spelling makes me sic.
What do dogs and commas have in common? Dogs have claws at the end of their paws and commas are a pause at the end of a clause.
Why did the run-on sentence think it was pregnant? Its period was late.
Why do words and punctuation end up in court? To be sentenced.
Writers have great climaxes.
I’m so adjective, I verb noun.
Past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?
Pencils posed an issue; 2B or not 2B?
Broken pencils are pointless.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence
What dinosaur knows a lot of synonyms? A thesaurus.