Why is Christmas the cheesiest holiday? Baby cheeses. (Baby Jesus)
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
Why did some cardinals get their feathers ruffled?
The Pope gave away the church’s nest egg to the poor.
What car make did the Apostles drive?
Honda… because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Why did Samson try to avoid arguing with Delilah?
He didn’t want to split hairs.
Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
What’s a missionary’s favorite kind of car?
A convertible.
Why wouldn’t the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
He was in ‘de Nile.
Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark?
They were using fowl language.
What’s a salesman’s favorite Scripture passage?
The Great Commission
What’s the best way to settle church disputes?
With canons.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns
What’s a salesman’s favorite Scripture passage?
The Great Commission
Which servant of God was the worst lawbreaker in the Bible?
Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
What’s the difference between Jesus and pizza?
Jesus can’t be topped.
Which Old Testament prophet took forever to make a point?
“I say… uhhh…” (say it out loud)
What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay? A deviled egg!
Need an ark?
I noah guy.
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.
Who’s the patron saint of poverty?
St. Nickeless.
Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns
Why did the hawk sit on the church’s steeple?
It was a bird of pray.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.