As a school project, we wanted to perform a Jesus play
but the only guy who had the traditional famous Jesus look had blond hair.
We begged him to dye it black, but he refused.
After explaining it to his parents, they agreed to let their son dye for our scenes.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
Why did the hawk sit on the church’s steeple?
It was a bird of pray.
Who was the fastest runner in the race?
Adam, because he was first in the human race.
What animal could Noah not trust?
Cheetah
What sort of lights were on Noah’s Ark?
Flood lights.
Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
On the Ark, Noah probably got milk from the cows. What did he get from the ducks?
Quackers
Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
Ruthless.
Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
At what time of day did God create Adam?
Just before Eve.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel.