Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
You really flipturn me on.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Permission to board?
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
I perform best when I’m wet.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
Nice life preservers.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
Girl, you give me the butterflies.