“If you don’t like how I drive, get off the sidewalk.”
"I feel like most of my work problems could be solved with a trip to…anywhere."
“The inventor of cobblestones was clearly not communicating with the inventor of luggage wheels.”
“I love road trips. You get into this Zen rhythm; throw the sense of time out the window.”
– Miriam Toews
“Whenever I travel with my 4 young kids I always forget something. Like how stupid it is to travel with 4 young kids.”
– Jim Gaffigan
"You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance."
– Franklin P. Jones
“Life is like pocket money. You shouldn't spend it all in one place.”
― Julian Talbot
"Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and enjoy the journey."
– Babs Hoffman
"You call it chaos. We call it a family vacation."
“Flying is hours and hours of boredom sprinkled with a few seconds of sheer terror.”
- Gregory “Pappy” Boyington
"Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo."
- Al Gore
"A vacation frequently means that the family goes away for a rest, accompanied by a mother who sees that the others get it."
— Marcelene Cox
"The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails."
- William Arthur Ward
"What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?"
- George Carlin
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
– George Burns
"A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it."
- John Steinbeck
"Okay, we’re all like 90% happy and 10% sunburnt."
"Europeans: I drove 40 minutes to spend the weekend in Paris, then popped to Germany to visit family on the way home. Australians: I was in Queensland and drove for 18 hours. Now I’m still in Queensland."
"I’m getting tired of waking up and not being at the beach."
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
— Albert Einstein
"Summer vacations are a time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid."
"I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home."
– Robert Orben
"Help me! I'm on a family vacation!"
"Imagine being on a plane and NOT eating every item presented to you as if you will never again have ready access to food in your life."
- Jia Tolentino
“I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying!"
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