“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
— Albert Einstein
"Being on vacation with my family has brought me so much closer to my iPad."
"There are only two emotions on a plane: boredom and terror."
- Orson Welles
“To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior.'”
– Rita Rudner
"The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails."
- William Arthur Ward
"There are two kinds of travel – first class and with children."
– Robert Benchley
"When traveling with someone, take large doses of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee."
– Helen Hayes
"Family Vacation (n.) A time for you to remember why your family never spends any time together."
"I’m getting tired of waking up and not being at the beach."
"Europeans: I drove 40 minutes to spend the weekend in Paris, then popped to Germany to visit family on the way home. Australians: I was in Queensland and drove for 18 hours. Now I’m still in Queensland."
"A road trip is a way for the whole family to spend time together and annoy each other in interesting new places."
– Tom Lichtenheld
“Thanks TSA, I haven’t been touched like that since prom night.”
— Meaghan O’Connell
"Driving is a spectacular form of amnesia. Everything is to be discovered, everything to be obliterated."
– Jean Baudrillard
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
– George Burns
“Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
- Douglas Adams
"Ships at a distance have every man’s wish on board."
- Zora Neale Hurston
“Yes officer I did see the speed limit sign, I just didn’t see you.”
“Jet lag is for amateurs.”
— Dick Clark
“I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy.”
— Stephen Wright
"If anyone is Christmas shopping for me, I wear a size 7-day Caribbean cruise."
"I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home."
– Robert Orben
Of all the books in the world, the best stories are found between the pages of a passport.
"We travel, initially, to lose ourselves, and we travel, next to find ourselves."
- Pico Iyer
"There are good ships
and wood ships
and ships that sail the sea.
But the best ships
are friendships
and may they always be."
“Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.”
– Francoise Sagan
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