"The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails."
- William Arthur Ward
"There is no WiFi in the forest but you will find a better connection."
On Big Ben. “It’s just a big clock? I don’t understand all the hype with this clock. It is literally just a clock. It’s going to be a digital one in thirty years anyway. ”
— Montgomery Smith
“I travel a lot, I hate having my life disrupted by routine.”
– Caskie Stinnett
“Thanks TSA, I haven’t been touched like that since prom night.”
— Meaghan O’Connell
"It’s bad manners to let vacation wait!"
“Never have more children than you have car windows.”
– Erma Bombeck
"Physically I’m here. Mentally I’m in a pool in Bali ordering my third mojito."
“Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
- Douglas Adams
“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine'.”
― Tommy Cooper
“The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.”
— Dudley Moore
“Forget champagne and caviar – taste the world instead!”
Of all the books in the world, the best stories are found between the pages of a passport.
"I’m getting tired of waking up and not being at the beach."
"There are two kinds of travel – first class and with children."
– Robert Benchley
"Driving fast on the track does not scare me. What scares me is when I drive on the highway I get passed by some idiot who thinks he is Fangio."
– Juan Manuel Fangio
“Yes officer I did see the speed limit sign, I just didn’t see you.”
"Like gum to a shoe, you’re stuck with me and I’m stuck with you."
“If you can walk away from a landing, it’s a good landing. If you can use the aircraft the next day, it’s an outstanding landing.”
- Chuck Yeager
“Road Trips: Because they’re cheaper than therapy.”
“To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior.'”
– Rita Rudner
"There are only two emotions on a plane: boredom and terror."
- Orson Welles
“How did my driving test go? You could say I mailed it!”
"Imagine being on a plane and NOT eating every item presented to you as if you will never again have ready access to food in your life."
- Jia Tolentino
"Everyone’s a little bit crazy and a little bit loud. But everyone’s sharing a generous amount of love."
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