“Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.”
— Mac McCleary
“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine'.”
― Tommy Cooper
"I crossed a time zone and I feel younger already. If I keep traveling west, I can become immortal."
- Jarod Kintz
“That’s why I love road trips, dude. It’s like doing something without actually doing anything.”
– John Green
“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?”
– Robin Williams
“Life is like pocket money. You shouldn't spend it all in one place.”
― Julian Talbot
“I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.”
– Mark Twain
“This is the first year I’m not going to Fiji because of COVID-19. Normally, I do not go because I am poor.”
— Brooke Miller
"Like all bad drivers, he thought he was the best driver in the world."
- Rebecca West
“Whenever I travel with my 4 young kids I always forget something. Like how stupid it is to travel with 4 young kids.”
– Jim Gaffigan
"Physically I’m here. Mentally I’m in a pool in Bali ordering my third mojito."
“Never underestimate the therapeutic power of driving and listening to very loud music.”
“Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
- Douglas Adams
“Never have more children than you have car windows.”
– Erma Bombeck
"I bought my wife a ticket to go on a cruise. It's no Titanic, but I'm optimistic."
Of all the books in the world, the best stories are found between the pages of a passport.
"There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation."
"You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance."
– Franklin P. Jones
"Europeans: I drove 40 minutes to spend the weekend in Paris, then popped to Germany to visit family on the way home. Australians: I was in Queensland and drove for 18 hours. Now I’m still in Queensland."
"I’m getting tired of waking up and not being at the beach."
"The main point of a cruise is to eat until you weigh the same as the boat."
"There are good ships
and wood ships
and ships that sail the sea.
But the best ships
are friendships
and may they always be."
“I’m taking 4 kids ages 6 and under on a 9-hour road trip. We’ve already had 2 major tantrums. We haven’t even left yet. Avenge my death.”
— James Breakwell
“When going on a vacation, I wish I could load my wallet with money as much as I can overpack my luggage.”
“How is it that the first piece of luggage on the airport carousel never belongs to everyone?”
— George Roberts
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