“Jet lag is for amateurs.”
— Dick Clark
"There are two kinds of travel – first class and with children."
– Robert Benchley
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
- Mark Twain
"There is no WiFi in the forest but you will find a better connection."
“When going on a vacation, I wish I could load my wallet with money as much as I can overpack my luggage.”
"Europeans: I drove 40 minutes to spend the weekend in Paris, then popped to Germany to visit family on the way home. Australians: I was in Queensland and drove for 18 hours. Now I’m still in Queensland."
"Getting out of bed would be 10x easier if there was a Caribbean ocean and 30 degree weather waiting outside for you."
"If you think adventure is dangerous try routine, it’s lethal."
– Paulo Coelho
"Physically I’m here. Mentally I’m in a pool in Bali ordering my third mojito."
“If everything comes your way, you are in the wrong lane.”
“Road Trips: Because they’re cheaper than therapy.”
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”
– Steven Wright
“That’s why I love road trips, dude. It’s like doing something without actually doing anything.”
– John Green
"Like all bad drivers, he thought he was the best driver in the world."
- Rebecca West
“Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.”
— Mac McCleary
“Both optimists and pessimists contribute to our society. The optimist invents the airplane and the pessimist the parachute.”
- Gil Stern
"Backpacking is money spent on education."
"There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation."
"Driving is a spectacular form of amnesia. Everything is to be discovered, everything to be obliterated."
– Jean Baudrillard
“Yes officer I did see the speed limit sign, I just didn’t see you.”
"Only on a cruise shiip will you pay hundreds of dollar a day to sleep in a closet."
"Once the travel bug bites there is no known antitode, and I know that I shall be happily infected until the end of my life."
- Michael Palin
On Big Ben. “It’s just a big clock? I don’t understand all the hype with this clock. It is literally just a clock. It’s going to be a digital one in thirty years anyway. ”
— Montgomery Smith
“Nascar would be so much more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.”
"People complain that there are delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years."
- Louis C.K.
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