“Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.”
— Truman Capote
"I’m getting tired of waking up and not being at the beach."
“Aerodynamics are for people who can’t build engines.”
– Enzo Ferrari
“A tourist is a fellow who drives thousands of miles so he can be photographed standing in front of his car.”
– Emile Ganest
“I’ve had entire relationships that didn’t get as far as these airport security checkpoints.”
— Michael LeRoux
"I crossed a time zone and I feel younger already. If I keep traveling west, I can become immortal."
- Jarod Kintz
“When going on a vacation, I wish I could load my wallet with money as much as I can overpack my luggage.”
"I want to live in the world where searching for plane tickets burns calories."
"I don't run a car, have never run a car. I could say that this is because I have this extremely tender environmentalist conscience, but the fact is I hate driving."
- David Attenborough
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
- Mark Twain
"There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation."
"Getting out of bed would be 10x easier if there was a Caribbean ocean and 30 degree weather waiting outside for you."
"Yeah, working is great… but have you tried traveling?"
“I’m getting used to wearing flip-flops everywhere. It’s a dangerous place to be. Next thing you know, I’m gonna show to a board meeting in sandals.”
“The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.”
— Dudley Moore
“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.”
– Prince Philip
"People complain that there are delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years."
- Louis C.K.
"There is no unhappiness like the misery of sighting land again after a cheerful, careless voyage."
- Mark Twain
“I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.”
– Mark Twain
"If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them and half as much money."
– Abigail Van Buren
"Imagine being on a plane and NOT eating every item presented to you as if you will never again have ready access to food in your life."
- Jia Tolentino
"Driving is a spectacular form of amnesia. Everything is to be discovered, everything to be obliterated."
– Jean Baudrillard
“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?”
– Robin Williams
"Ships at a distance have every man’s wish on board."
- Zora Neale Hurston
"Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-brake on."
- Maxwell Maltz
“There is nothing safer than flying, it’s crashing that is dangerous.”
- Theo Cowan
“Driving is boring,” Rabbit pontificates, “but it’s what we do. Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went.”
– John Updike
"I get pretty much all the exercise I need walking down airport concourses carrying bags."
- Guy Clark
"Only on a cruise shiip will you pay hundreds of dollar a day to sleep in a closet."
"There are only two emotions on a plane: boredom and terror."
- Orson Welles
“Jet lag is for amateurs.”
— Dick Clark
"A bad day at sea is still better than a good day at work."
“A car’s weakest part is the nut holding the steering wheel.”
“That’s why I love road trips, dude. It’s like doing something without actually doing anything.”
– John Green
“Whenever I travel with my 4 young kids I always forget something. Like how stupid it is to travel with 4 young kids.”
– Jim Gaffigan
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
– George Carlin
"People that insist upon drinking and driving, are putting the quart before the hearse."
– Gilbert K. Chesterton
"Everyone’s a little bit crazy and a little bit loud. But everyone’s sharing a generous amount of love."
"There is no WiFi in the forest but you will find a better connection."
"Once the travel bug bites there is no known antitode, and I know that I shall be happily infected until the end of my life."
- Michael Palin
"You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance."
– Franklin P. Jones
Of all the books in the world, the best stories are found between the pages of a passport.
"By 35, if I’m not engaged or already starting a family, I declare myself the aunt who’s always traveling & comes to family events tipsy."
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
— Albert Einstein
“The mud will wash off but the memories will last a lifetime.”
"Summer vacations are a time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid."
“Straight roads are for fast cars, turns are for fast drivers.”
— Colin McRae
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
– George Burns
“Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.”
– Francoise Sagan
"It's amazing how much stuff we get done the day before vacation?"
- Zig Ziglar
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