I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
How hot does your gas oven get?
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
How much will $20 get me?
You look a lot like my next victim.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
You're the thought that counts!
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
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