You look a lot like my next victim.
I'd drink your bathwater.
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
You're the thought that counts!
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
How much will $20 get me?
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.