Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
How hot does your gas oven get?
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
You're the thought that counts!
I dreamt about you. You died.
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
You look a lot like my next victim.
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
I'd drink your bathwater.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
Are you a human? Just making sure.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.