Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
You look like trash, may I take you out?
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.