Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
How much will $20 get me?
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
I'd drink your bathwater.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
You're the thought that counts!
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
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