Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
You look a lot like my next victim.
I dreamt about you. You died.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
Are you a human? Just making sure.