My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
I'd drink your bathwater.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
You look a lot like my next victim.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
I dreamt about you. You died.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
You're the thought that counts!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
How much will $20 get me?
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