I dreamt about you. You died.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
I'd drink your bathwater.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
How much will $20 get me?
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
You look a lot like my next victim.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
You're the thought that counts!
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
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