I'd drink your bathwater.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
I dreamt about you. You died.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
You look a lot like my next victim.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
You're the thought that counts!
How hot does your gas oven get?
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
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