If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
I'd drink your bathwater.
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
How much will $20 get me?
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
You're the thought that counts!
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
You look like trash, may I take you out?
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
I dreamt about you. You died.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
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