Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
How hot does your gas oven get?
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
You look a lot like my next victim.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
You're the thought that counts!
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
I dreamt about you. You died.
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
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