How hot does your gas oven get?
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
You look a lot like my next victim.
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
I'd drink your bathwater.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
I dreamt about you. You died.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
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