I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
You look a lot like my next victim.
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
I dreamt about you. You died.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
You're the thought that counts!
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
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