I'd drink your bathwater.
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
I dreamt about you. You died.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
How hot does your gas oven get?
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You're the thought that counts!
How much will $20 get me?
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
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