How hot does your gas oven get?
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
I dreamt about you. You died.
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
You're the thought that counts!
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
I'd drink your bathwater.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
You look a lot like my next victim.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
Are you a human? Just making sure.
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
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