Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
I'd drink your bathwater.
You're the thought that counts!
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
How much will $20 get me?
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You look a lot like my next victim.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
I dreamt about you. You died.
How hot does your gas oven get?
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
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