I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
You look a lot like my next victim.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
How hot does your gas oven get?
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
I'd drink your bathwater.
How much will $20 get me?
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
You're the thought that counts!
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
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