Got plans for leftovers, yet?
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?