I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.