Got plans for leftovers, yet?
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?