Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!