I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
You are my density!
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.