According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
You are my density!
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
Your lab or my lab?
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
You’re more special than relativity.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
I can turn your software into hardware.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.