Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
You’re more special than relativity.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Your lab or my lab?
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
You’re sweeter than fructose.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
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