Oh, girl, you’re so sweet. Can I get some of your horchatas?
What do I have to say to your world to turn your, how do I say, enchiladas?
You are s*xy, you are Mexican. You’re a S*xican.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada? Cause I need some spice in my life.
I jumped the border to America
so I bet I can jump the border to you're heart.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
I'd cross borders for you.
I devoted my life to get to this country. Now that I am here, I will save my life to show you love & affection.
Hablas Espanol? No matter — my love needs no translation.
Excuse me, Bonita seniorita, you dropped your halo.
You and tequila make me crazy.
You're the Salsa of my Tacos, chequeteta.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
Are you a Bud Light Lime? Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.
One look at you, chica, and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.
Someone told me I'm a rare Mexican Flower.
Ay caramba! You’re hotter than a jalepeño in the Mexican desert.
You're rice and I am the beans. Together, we are a combo plate of bueno.
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi
Look at you, chica, my soft-shell taco.
Boy, let me make you a nice, hot tamale.
Baby, you're the light in my corona.
Nice to meat you, now lettuce salsa.
You’re the kind of girl I could see mariachi.
Hey baby, I have a green card.
Are you Mexican cause you’re my Juan and only.
Will you be my baerrito?
Are you a bottle of Cholula Hot Sauce?
You're rice and I’m the beans. Together, we’re a combo plate of bueno.
Dayum, you’re hotter than Mexico. Tijuana, go out with me?
Maya got a nice tan in Mexico,
maybe next time Yucatan with me?
I see you've got some tequila there, does that mean you're willing to give me a shot?
Are you a tamale?
'Cause you're hot.
Hey, my friend just saw you from across the Salsa line. You’re the cause of the Hispanic attack.
I'll be the hot sauce on your taco.
Ay caramba! You're hotter than a jalapeño. I better wear a glove when I handle you!
I'm the Juan for you.
Hey girl are you mexican, 'cause you illegally came into my mind.
May I take you out for some tamales, señorita?
We go together like Menudo and lemon.
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi…
Hola señorita would you like to be a señora?
Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk?
I'm a very taco-tive person.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm a great shot of tequila.
Do you like Mexican food? Because I will wrap you in my arms and make you my bae-rito.
Maybe next time Yucatan with me?
You had me at taco.
Can you be the fence that keeps me from freedom?
We can blame it on fajita the moment.