I devoted my life to get to this country. Now that I am here, I will save my life to show you love & affection.
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi…
We go together like Menudo and lemon.
You're rice and I’m the beans. Together, we’re a combo plate of bueno.
Hey girl are you mexican, 'cause you illegally came into my mind.
Maybe next time Yucatan with me?
I'll be the hot sauce on your taco.
Nice to meat you, now lettuce salsa.
Hey baby, I have a green card.
Can you be the fence that keeps me from freedom?
What do I have to say to your world to turn your, how do I say, enchiladas?
You are s*xy, you are Mexican. You’re a S*xican.
Someone told me I'm a rare Mexican Flower.
Baby, you're the light in my corona.
Excuse me, Bonita seniorita, you dropped your halo.
Are you a Bud Light Lime? Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.
Hey, my friend just saw you from across the Salsa line. You’re the cause of the Hispanic attack.
Will you be my baerrito?
You're rice and I am the beans. Together, we are a combo plate of bueno.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Boy, let me make you a nice, hot tamale.
You're the Salsa of my Tacos, chequeteta.
You and tequila make me crazy.
You’re the kind of girl I could see mariachi.
Oh, girl, you’re so sweet. Can I get some of your horchatas?
I see you've got some tequila there, does that mean you're willing to give me a shot?
Maya got a nice tan in Mexico,
maybe next time Yucatan with me?
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada? Cause I need some spice in my life.
Hola señorita would you like to be a señora?
I'd cross borders for you.
Are you a bottle of Cholula Hot Sauce?
Hablas Espanol? No matter — my love needs no translation.
One look at you, chica, and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi
Dayum, you’re hotter than Mexico. Tijuana, go out with me?
Are you a tamale?
'Cause you're hot.
We can blame it on fajita the moment.
Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk?
I'm a very taco-tive person.
May I take you out for some tamales, señorita?
Ay caramba! You're hotter than a jalapeño. I better wear a glove when I handle you!
I'm the Juan for you.
You had me at taco.
Look at you, chica, my soft-shell taco.
Are you Mexican cause you’re my Juan and only.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm a great shot of tequila.
I jumped the border to America
so I bet I can jump the border to you're heart.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
Do you like Mexican food? Because I will wrap you in my arms and make you my bae-rito.
Ay caramba! You’re hotter than a jalepeño in the Mexican desert.
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