Hey baby, I have a green card.
We go together like Menudo and lemon.
Hola señorita would you like to be a señora?
Are you Mexican cause you’re my Juan and only.
Oh, girl, you’re so sweet. Can I get some of your horchatas?
Are you a bottle of Cholula Hot Sauce?
Are you a tamale?
'Cause you're hot.
Hablas Espanol? No matter — my love needs no translation.
We can blame it on fajita the moment.
Hey, my friend just saw you from across the Salsa line. You’re the cause of the Hispanic attack.
One look at you, chica, and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.
I devoted my life to get to this country. Now that I am here, I will save my life to show you love & affection.
May I take you out for some tamales, señorita?
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi…
Ay caramba! You’re hotter than a jalepeño in the Mexican desert.
You are s*xy, you are Mexican. You’re a S*xican.
I'm the Juan for you.
Baby, you're the light in my corona.
You're rice and I’m the beans. Together, we’re a combo plate of bueno.
Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk?
I'm a very taco-tive person.
You had me at taco.
I'd cross borders for you.
You're rice and I am the beans. Together, we are a combo plate of bueno.
Look at you, chica, my soft-shell taco.
You're the Salsa of my Tacos, chequeteta.
Boy, let me make you a nice, hot tamale.
Maybe next time Yucatan with me?
Someone told me I'm a rare Mexican Flower.
Maya got a nice tan in Mexico,
maybe next time Yucatan with me?
I'll be the hot sauce on your taco.
I jumped the border to America
so I bet I can jump the border to you're heart.
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada? Cause I need some spice in my life.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
What do I have to say to your world to turn your, how do I say, enchiladas?
I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm a great shot of tequila.
Hey girl are you mexican, 'cause you illegally came into my mind.
Dayum, you’re hotter than Mexico. Tijuana, go out with me?
I see you've got some tequila there, does that mean you're willing to give me a shot?
Will you be my baerrito?
Are you a Bud Light Lime? Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Nice to meat you, now lettuce salsa.
Excuse me, Bonita seniorita, you dropped your halo.
Do you like Mexican food? Because I will wrap you in my arms and make you my bae-rito.
Can you be the fence that keeps me from freedom?
You and tequila make me crazy.
Ay caramba! You're hotter than a jalapeño. I better wear a glove when I handle you!
You’re the kind of girl I could see mariachi.