You're rice and I’m the beans. Together, we’re a combo plate of bueno.
Are you a Bud Light Lime? Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.
I'm the Juan for you.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada? Cause I need some spice in my life.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
Nice to meat you, now lettuce salsa.
Are you Mexican cause you’re my Juan and only.
You had me at taco.
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi…
Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk?
I'm a very taco-tive person.
Hey girl are you mexican, 'cause you illegally came into my mind.
You're rice and I am the beans. Together, we are a combo plate of bueno.
I devoted my life to get to this country. Now that I am here, I will save my life to show you love & affection.
Maya got a nice tan in Mexico,
maybe next time Yucatan with me?
I'd cross borders for you.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm a great shot of tequila.
Hola señorita would you like to be a señora?
Dayum, you’re hotter than Mexico. Tijuana, go out with me?
Ay caramba! You’re hotter than a jalepeño in the Mexican desert.
Are you a tamale?
'Cause you're hot.
Hablas Espanol? No matter — my love needs no translation.
You are s*xy, you are Mexican. You’re a S*xican.
What do I have to say to your world to turn your, how do I say, enchiladas?
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi
Baby, you're the light in my corona.
I see you've got some tequila there, does that mean you're willing to give me a shot?
You're the Salsa of my Tacos, chequeteta.
Excuse me, Bonita seniorita, you dropped your halo.
We go together like Menudo and lemon.
May I take you out for some tamales, señorita?
Ay caramba! You're hotter than a jalapeño. I better wear a glove when I handle you!
Oh, girl, you’re so sweet. Can I get some of your horchatas?
You and tequila make me crazy.
One look at you, chica, and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.
We can blame it on fajita the moment.
Maybe next time Yucatan with me?
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Do you like Mexican food? Because I will wrap you in my arms and make you my bae-rito.
Can you be the fence that keeps me from freedom?
I jumped the border to America
so I bet I can jump the border to you're heart.
I'll be the hot sauce on your taco.
Boy, let me make you a nice, hot tamale.
Are you a bottle of Cholula Hot Sauce?
Someone told me I'm a rare Mexican Flower.
Look at you, chica, my soft-shell taco.
Will you be my baerrito?
You’re the kind of girl I could see mariachi.
Hey baby, I have a green card.
Hey, my friend just saw you from across the Salsa line. You’re the cause of the Hispanic attack.