Oh, girl, you’re so sweet. Can I get some of your horchatas?
Look at you, chica, my soft-shell taco.
You and tequila make me crazy.
We go together like Menudo and lemon.
Maybe next time Yucatan with me?
Are you a tamale?
'Cause you're hot.
Will you be my baerrito?
One look at you, chica, and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.
You’re the kind of girl I could see mariachi.
I'm the Juan for you.
You're the Salsa of my Tacos, chequeteta.
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi
Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk?
I'm a very taco-tive person.
Are you a Bud Light Lime? Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.
What do I have to say to your world to turn your, how do I say, enchiladas?
Excuse me, Bonita seniorita, you dropped your halo.
Hey, my friend just saw you from across the Salsa line. You’re the cause of the Hispanic attack.
Nice to meat you, now lettuce salsa.
Boy, let me make you a nice, hot tamale.