I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
You are the square to my root.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
I less than three you.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.