I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
I less than three you.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
You are the square to my root.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
You have one compact set.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
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