I=f(U), I can't function without you.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
I less than three you.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
You are the square to my root.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
You have one compact set.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
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