Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
You are the square to my root.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
I less than three you.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
You have one compact set.
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