I less than three you.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
You are sweeter than 3.14.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
You are the square to my root.
You have one compact set.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
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