If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
You have one compact set.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
You are the square to my root.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
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