The square root of all my fantasies is you.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
You are the square to my root.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
I less than three you.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
You have one compact set.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
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