I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
I less than three you.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.