Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.