Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.