I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.