I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
Your treat or mine?
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
I came here looking for a little tail.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
Baby, you're a firework.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Hello Boo-tiful.
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
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