May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
Baby, you're a firework.
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
I know Benjamin Franklin.
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Your treat or mine?
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
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