Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
You read, white, and blew my mind.
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Your mausoleum or mine?
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
Baby, you're a firework.
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.