You read, white, and blew my mind.
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
Your treat or mine?
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
Your mausoleum or mine?
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
I could never Passover you.
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
I'd start a revolution for your number.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
You're a good egg.
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!