I’m a hockey player; of course my stick is curved!
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
The ref better give me 2 for hooking, 'cause baby I'm hooked on you.
You sweep me off my feet!
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
Girl, want to watch me play? I never miss the target.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.
Life is better when we stick together.
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
Do you know what they say about hockey players? They can always find the opening!
What do you say you poke-check me real quick?
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
Date a hockey player, we always wear protection.
I give roughing a whole new definition.
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
I know you are a goalie but I hope you don’t stop me from scoring tonight.
Can I slip one past your goalie?
You should see what I can do with ice.