Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Funny meat-ing you here.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
Do you like free samples?
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?