I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Do you like free samples?
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?