Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Funny meat-ing you here.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
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