If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Do you like free samples?
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Can I be your next varietal?
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
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