Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Do you like free samples?
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
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