Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Funny meat-ing you here.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Do you like free samples?
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
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