If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
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