You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.
I have only two weaknesses resisting chocolate and resisting you.
Hey there cyclist, is that your kickstand, or are you just happy to see me?
Of course your name is Amy. I can already tell you’re Amy-zing
Can you feel that universal energy flowing from me to you?
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
I think you are just A-Cora-able
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
You’re pretty and I’m damn cute. If we’re together, we would be pretty cute.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me horny.
I'm at my best during overtime.
Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
Girl you are looking so Jose-fine in those photos
I want to be a drop of your blood, so I could travel your body and sleep in your heart.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
Have you been to the doctor's lately? Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin me.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
Hey, how’ve you Ben?
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY
Are you the sun?
Because you should stay 93 million miles away from me.
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
I could never Passover you.
If I was a planet and you, my moon! I’d stop spinning just by looking at you.
When I text you goodnight later, what number should I use?
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Is your tent erect yet or do you need help with that?
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
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