I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
You can stop running after your dreams. I am right here.
There’s snow one like you.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Girl is your name baseball? Cause I just want to hit it with you.
I think there’s something wrong with my eye. I can’t take them off of you.
Hey Aria… Aria gonna give me your number?
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
Hi, you’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line. Would you settle for just flowers?
It’s pretty plane and simple… I really think we could take off.
Can we still share a netflix account?
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
You are so hot that you light my morning sky with burning love
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
"I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass."
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Did you have sugar? Because you got a sweet smile.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
You must be known for you defense cause you definitely stole my heart.
Well I can’t Eli to you, you’re pretty cute
Would you like to share fire with me?
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open the door.
Hey girl, I’m not just going to show you the world, I’ll show you the universe.
My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me?
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
Wow, we really matched? I guess we’re simply Seb-posed to be
Your pace or mine?
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
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