You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
"This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you."
I think my heart just lagged.
You're like a dictionary... you add meaning to my life.
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!
Call me Hamstring, 'cause you've pulled.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
If my life was a cake. Then you'd the cherry on top.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
You run like light. How can I get high-speed access?
Are you a barista? I like you a latte
I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!
Are you going to a beauty contest? Because you are looking damn beautiful.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
I like you a lily bit more every day.
I was so amazed by your beauty that I had to run to the wall over there. So, I need to get your number and name to claim my insurance.
I stretched out my hamstrings, but every time I see you, I feel a tug at my heartstrings
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Are you Vietnamese? Cause I'm falling pho you.
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
Hey Anna, how about you Anna I grab a drink sometime?
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
Baby, I would trade the entire candy bar in the world for you.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
You sweep me off my feet!
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
You're like my drug - when I'm with you, I feel Absinthe-minded.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
Can I show you my yellow submarine?
Pretty lady, I guess wishes do come true, seeing as a boy like me met a a girl like you.
I would love to show you first class.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
Can i give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you?
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter? Because you’re indescribable.
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.
Hey, I just got my flight number. I’m just missing your phone number.
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
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