I was thinking whether I should write you or not.. but honestly, there isn’t Hannah-other better choice than to
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
You sweep me off my feet!
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels
Do you know the difference between a wasps and a bee? A wasp is mean and aggressive… but Abby is sweet and cute
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
"I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow."
I’m like a solar panel absorbing your radiant sunshine energy.
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
There are many fish in the sea but you're the only one that's caught my eye.
This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.
Are you a fire detector?
Because you're loud and annoying.
Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
All you need is MY love
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!
I want you more than I want world peace.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
I can be your travel pillow.
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
Haida there, gorgeous.
I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.
I'm no curler, but I think I could sweep you off your feet!
Girl, are you my Spotify playlist? ‘Cuz I wanna listen to you all day long.
I am a jogger, but date me and I will never run away from you.
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Hey, mind if I take you out to dinner sometime? I don’t wanna go Nico-less
I do not want your candy, what I want is your number.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Nice life preservers.
This sidewalk must be unsalted, because I just fell for you.
Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
I think my heart just lagged.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
Know what? I dig you, really!
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
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