I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you. You were in the hottest singles this week.
I came here looking for a little tail.
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
I must be a Snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
You’re such an adventure, let me explore you.
Sorry I'm late, I kep falling for you on the way.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.
These voices in my head have been telling me to come over here and talk to you.
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
You make my heart skip a beet.
Just shooting my shot here, because you look so good. Hope it lands, but I guess Wesley..
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
I’ve always thought that heck is the only thing hotter than the sun but that has all changed today.
I’m considering a modulation… Because I want to come up to your level
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
You are my raisin to smile.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
How about you let me take you to the Planetarium? You seem to belong there since your beauty is celestial.
I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
So tell me Ian, what’s the most Ian-teresting thing about you?
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
Are you from heaven? because you seem like an angel to me?
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Excuse me, do you have a pen?
Then you'd better get back to it before the farmer notices you're gone.
Looks like I’ve finally found my one and Zoe
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
I’ve never seen a sleeker frame.
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Wow, you’re such a catch. I could never let you Chlo-e.
You don't need reflective gear, darling. Who could ever miss you?
Were you born in a farm? You look a-maize-ing.
If you give me your number, I promise to spam you with pictures of cute puppies on a daily basis.
Is your name Misty? You look so good in the rain.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
Are you from another world? You look like my love from another star.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
Hey what’s your favourite dessert? Mine’s e-Clairs
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