If I were a stop light, I would always turn red each time you pass by. In that way, I could stare at you longer.
When are you due back in heaven?
Something tells me we'd make great travel partners.
What are your plans tonight? I’ll be free if you’re feeling a little Leo-nly…
A little less conversation, a little more action please.
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
Do you like sub-bass? Because you just turn on my lower frequencies.
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
I've got something to tell you that I think you ought to know, That my eyes are on you baby.
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
Man: Do you work at the Bakery, cause you have a nice set of buns.
Woman: Do you work at a Grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?
We’re not socks, but we make an excellent pair.
Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me.
Are you an exoplanet? Because I’m bad at astronomy and pick up lines.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open the door.
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are as clear as crystal? Because I can see straight into your soul.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least exciting thing about you. I’d love to know more.
If I walked a milimeter for everytime I thought of you, I would have walked across the Earth a million times.
I’m looking for my soulmate. Do you think you could Aiden my search?
Of course your name is Amy. I can already tell you’re Amy-zing
Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.
Just shooting my shot here, because you look so good. Hope it lands, but I guess Wesley..
Here's a raisin. Sorry if it is not enough but I can give you a date on Saturday.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
Roses are red, violets are blue. My heart began to beat when I first saw you.
Hey, how'd you like to recreate the Big Bang?
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
Brianna-st, on a scale of 1-10, how perfect was that pun?
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber? Your number.
Are you a flower? Because I fell in love with you once and floral.
Are you from another world? You look like my love from another star.
If I am a GPS, will you take me running every day?
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
Is your dad an Italian thief? Because you just stole a pizza my heart.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter? Because you’re indescribable.
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