There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Roses are red, violets are blue....
....
....
Sorry I just got lost in those eyes of you.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
I just want you to know: I think you're El Salvadorable.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
Won't you wear my ring up around your neck
To tell the world I'm yours by heck!
Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?
I know your name is Savan-nah, but if I asked you out to drinks, could that be a Savan-yeah?
Are you that note I messed up? Because I can’t stop thinking about you.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
I’m not sure, but I think I’m falling in love with you already.
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
I’m not usually one for Austin-tatious pickup lines, but I decided to make an exception for you.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Baby you got the perfect route for me.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be dead
Than stuck with you!
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Girl is your name baseball? Cause I just want to hit it with you.
You’re under arrest for not giving me your number.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
So how many cats do you have?
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
Looks like we’re Taylor made for each other
Are you a healing plant? Because Aloe you Vera much
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
I think we need to become better strangers.
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest!
If I could rearrange the alphabet...
I'd leave it the way it is.