You must be from Quebec because these feelings I have for you are Mont-real.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
You may not know this but
I’m falling for you.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd only have a dollar because you never leave my mind.
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Hey Cameron, did you know your name was an anagram for romance?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be in one of them?
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
You don't need reflective gear, darling. Who could ever miss you?
Please, please me
Are you on the drumline? Because I want to play with your stick
Oof – is the Erin here really fresh or is that just you?
Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall. I will catch you.
Can I show you my yellow submarine?
I'd be Lyon to myself if I said I thought we weren't meant to be.
Are you French? I want to take a french kiss from you.
What’s your go to order at a bar? Mine is A Big Ale
Sorry for cutting you in line, I was hoping you believe in love at first sight.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
Your sun salutation would get me to rise every morning.
Are you my training plan? Because I'll go as long as you tell me to.
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night.
Forget a trophy wife…. I’m looking for a Sophie wife
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
I hate red eyes, but I would fly all night for you.
If you were a Transformer you'd be Optimus Fine!
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
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