You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Hey girl, I’m not just going to show you the world, I’ll show you the universe.
I think you are just A-Cora-able
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
You’re more special than relativity.
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture your number on my phone.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
Are you alone? Nice to meet you, me too.
Sorry, can you please go away? Everytime you come around you take my breath away.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
Man: What are you looking at?
Woman: Somethin ugly!
Hey what’s your favourite dessert? Mine’s e-Clairs
Please don’t go now. Else, I would have to go to the police station and report you to the cops. You just stole my heart.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
What’s your go to order at a bar? Mine is A Big Ale
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
I know I’m a perfect stranger, so let me introduce myself. I’m Ted. See? Now I’m just perfect.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
Haida there, gorgeous.
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
Won't you wear my ring up around your neck
To tell the world I'm yours by heck!
Hey baby, let me take you on a trip around the world.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
Do you like sub-bass? Because you just turn on my lower frequencies.
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Let's do lunge together
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
Is it true that you are from China since I’m China get your number?
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
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