You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
Hey, can I put you on my emergency contact list?
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
What are the chances I open with a pun that’s so bad you Leah-ve me hanging?
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
I came here looking for a little tail.
I hand out couple assists per game, but never landed on a dime like you
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Pretty lady, I guess wishes do come true, seeing as a boy like me met a a girl like you.
Is this the bus stop?
Because I'm here to pick you up!
Are you an alien because you abducted my heart long ago.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Can I be one of the men in your box?
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
"It's not me, it's you!"
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
Are you a cake? “Because I want a piece of that.”
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
I bet you’re really flexible.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Ah, I always knew all Alexanders were Great
My pants are approaching escape velocity.
Do you like sub-bass? Because you just turn on my lower frequencies.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
My flower blooms whenever I see your beautiful face, I hope you know what I mean.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
I'm no curler, but I think I could sweep you off your feet!
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
Are you Medusa? When you looked at me the world seem to stop.
Hey is your name Cameron? Cuz I’d love a Camera-n to capture that gorgeous face of yours.
Don't add honey to your tea. You are already sweet enough!
Are you the opening night? Because you make me nervous.
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