I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Are you a rusty bike? Because you gonna squeak and scream when I ride you tonight.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
If I was a sticker, would you add me to your vintage luggage set?
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
Your name must be Candy- cuz you look so sweet.
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
Are you a practice room? Because I want you and I hope you're not taken
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
Are you a customs agent? I feel like I need to declare my love to you.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Why? Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Are you a banana? Because you're great at the splits.
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
I meditate about you. Will you do the same too?
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Hey, I just got my flight number. I’m just missing your phone number.
Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
You must sprinkle extra sugar in your cereal in the morning...
Why, because I'm so sweet?
No, because you're really fat.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
You like curling? Check out me curling my biceps!
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
You must be from Prague, because I can't help but Czech you out.
Are you sure that you’re not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
Did you just move from the subdominant to the supertonic? Because I think you’re my perfect counterpoint.
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
If you had eleven roses and you looked in the morror; then you'd see twelve of the most beatiful things in the world.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
I know we just met, but I Cairo lot about you.
You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least exciting thing about you. I’d love to know more.
Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
Do you like sub-bass? Because you just turn on my lower frequencies.
Are you a mountain climber? ‘Cause you really peaked my interest.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
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