I wasn’t sure if I should make the first move… but I was raised to never Jack down from an opportunity
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.
You're spicier than Sriracha.
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Did you have sugar? Because you got a sweet smile.
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Baby, you're so sweet you'd put Hershey's out of business!
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
Permission to board?
I C Major potential in us getting together.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
Wow Andrew, you seem cool an-drewly gorgeous
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
Belize me, baby, I will Peru'v my love for you at any Cost.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
I was just reading an article called "10 most scenic runs"... the third one was with you!
Your name must be Candy- cuz you look so sweet.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
Are you my lines? Because I could never forget you.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
You’re so beautiful, you make me feel like an arpeggiated chord… broken.
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
Haida there, gorgeous.
"Our relationship is like a fat guy."
"What?"
"It's not working out."
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, I'm so lucky you walked into mine
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
I'd love to see you s'more.
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
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