Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
Did I Elijah’st fall in love?
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
Your phone is nice, but it would be even nicer if it had my name on your contact list.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
You have one compact set.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
You look like a bowl of ice cream, I just want to spoon you.
You must be a C major scale... All natural.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
Can I hiber-mate with you?
Are you aware we are headed to the kissing gate?
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
If I am a GPS, will you take me running every day?
Can you drive my car?
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
Let’s get drinks this weekend. Are you Lilli-an, or Lilli-out?
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
What are your times? Because I can show you the time of your life.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
Just like Evan, this match is also the cure
Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
If you think my Camel pose is impressive, wait until you see my Cobra.
As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Man: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Hop on board my yellow submarine and I'll make you twist and shout.
Enough exposition. Let’s move this to the development section
Hey there cyclist, I'll be your mechanic if you'll be my ride.
I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be my first.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Who needs a map when one can Rome freely in your beautiful eyes?
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
You can put your hands at my heart’s center.
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
Excuse me… Do these shoes make me look fast?
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