Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
I'd drink your bathwater.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly make you a drink
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
I’ll bring you roses to our first date so that they can see how beautiful you are.
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
Sorry, but I can only be with you twice.
That's Now...and Forever.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
It's been a hard day's night without your lovin', Oh darling.
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
You can drive my car, and if you'd like, I also have a Yellow Submarine
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
You’re so beautiful you make me want to bloom.
I am sure it is not this jog, you definitely just took my breath away.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Hey there cyclist, an I make you a recovery drink? You're going to need it.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
I feel like we're in tune
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
Do you like free samples?
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
Are your legs tired from spinning, or because you've been running through my mind all day?
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