Is that a fugue I can hear? Because we’re about to get entangled
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
I’m considering a modulation… Because I want to come up to your level
I bet your number sounds even better than you look right now.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
Something in the way you move attracts me like no other
Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
How much will $20 get me?
I know why Solomon had 600 wives, because he never found you.
How about we skip the hors d oeuvres and head straight for the digestif?
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because you take my breath away.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
You need to go out on a date with me right now. Alex-plain later
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to use a condom?
I like long runs on the beach.
You had me at taco.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.
"If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't."
You like curling? Check out me curling my biceps!
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Have you ever worked in a hotel?
Then why are you checking me out?
Nice to meet you, Jasmine… so shall we remove the Jas and just make you Mine?
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
Hi. Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
I think there’s something wrong with my eye. I can’t take them off of you.
I'll light your fire for you if you want!
Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.
You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.
Roses are red, potatoes are brown; you are my favorite spud in the whole town!
Honey, if you were a space station, you’d be called Deep Space Fine.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
I can’t remember my number. Can I please have yours instead?
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Your sun salutation would get me to rise every morning.
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
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