Roses are red, Violet are blue. What would you do. If I fell in love with you?
If my life was a cake. Then you'd the cherry on top.
Packing is my expertise. So, I can easily fit into your heart.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love you, don't you?
I stretched out my hamstrings, but every time I see you, I feel a tug at my heartstrings
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
You are so cute, you’ve Lily got me hooked
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Oh, Darling, I'd like to be in your octopus garden
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
Ah, I always knew all Alexanders were Great
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
I know we just met, but will you marinade me?
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
Are you a lumberjack?
Why, because I give you wood?
No, because you have masculine forearms and you're wearing Wranglers jeans.
I hope you know CPR, baby because you take my breath away.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
I can out here for an easy run, but you make my heart do speed work
Are you a cherry? Because I want to pick you up.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
Looks like we’re Taylor made for each other
We should get coffee sometime, because I like you a latte.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
I want you for no raisin.
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
Hey there cyclist, an I make you a recovery drink? You're going to need it.
"My cat doesn't like you."
I’d be Carol-ying if I said you weren’t absolutely stunning.
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