Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
You Eliza-bet I’m asking you out right away
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
Of all the girls I’ve seen on here, you’re at the top of m’Alice-t
Girl is your name baseball? Cause I just want to hit it with you.
You must put a lot of spices in your food because you look smoking hot.
Do you have a name you want me to save you as on my phone or should I just put 'mine'?
Hold up, I don't want to fall for anyone else but you, so let me tie my shoes now.
How about we skip the hors d oeuvres and head straight for the digestif?
Are you from China? Cause I'm China get your number.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Girl you are like the sweet song of a choir.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
"Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you"
Are you wearing space pants? Because your a** is out of this world.
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
Is your Spotify working? Because I would love you to join my family plan.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
I like you a lily bit more every day.
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, a good movie, and mimosas with no pants on...
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
You're just my cup of tea!
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Are you the British museum?
‘Cuz you stole my (he)art
I think we'd make a cute pear.
I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to my prayers.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
Sorry, I don't believe in love at first sight. But I am willing to make an exception in your case.
Are you a mosquito? ‘Cause I’m a sucker for you.
You’re all I’m Luca-ing for and more
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
Girl, your really good at this catch and release thing. Every time I catch my breath around you, you make me lose it again.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
Wow, we really matched? I guess we’re simply Seb-posed to be
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
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