The sun must be jealous of you because you are so hot.
Your eyes are so blue I feel like I'm in the sky when I'm with you.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
Do you know Santa?
Because you're not what I wanted for Christmas.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
Girl I just gotta get you. Call it animal instinct.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me horny.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
Are you tired? Because you’ve been Aaron-ing through my mind all day
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Are you into salads? Because I think I'm falling in lovage.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice be love that I'm feeling?
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
Are you a chocolate cake? I’m craving something sweet.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little love right now.
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
This morning I saw a beautiful flower, and thought of you.
How hot does your gas oven get?
Do you have a library card?
So you can check me out?
No, because my cat just died and I need to find a book about cat funerals.
If you were a math test, I would cheat on you.
This is too cliché, dear, but this is what I really feel, I love you to the moon and back.Copy0
You’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
Here comes the sun of my life
You're like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
Have you been to the doctor's lately? Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin me.
Hey how’s it going? Ben jammin’ much today?
Guy: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Girl: "No, but I did scrape my knees a couple times crawling up from hell."
You must be from Quebec because these feelings I have for you are Mont-real.
I don't think there's anything hotter than chocolate but hey! There you are in front of me.
Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
Are you from Mars? ‘cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity?
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
"Hey babe, you heard of the movie 'Other people?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"I think we should see it."
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
Hi. Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.
Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Hey girl, are you a broom?
Why, because I swept you off your feet?
No, because you're really hairy.
In space, no one can hear us scream.
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