Would you sit on my feet while I do push ups?
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
You’re pretty and I’m damn cute. If we’re together, we would be pretty cute.
Your eyes glow just like the twin suns on my home planet.
Hey Anthony, methinks Antho-Need your number
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.
"I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass."
How much will $20 get me?
Sorry for cutting you in line, I was hoping you believe in love at first sight.
Do you know a bakery around? Because I would like to purchase a sweet like you.
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
I enjoy your company and the silence in between our yoga mats.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a hurricane.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Woah! What’s the name of THIS out-of-the-world body?
I've got a Victrola in my bedroom. Want to listen to my Sinatra records together? We could slow dance
Knock knock!
Who's there?
When where.
When where who?
Tonight, my place, me and you.
Hey, I just got my flight number. I'm just missing your phone number.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
Sorry to interrupt with a bad pick up line, but if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
I want you to know I’m here for you no matter what, Alice. Tell me anything and Alice-en
I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
You make my heart skip a beet.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
I hear your thirsty? Well I've got a six pack right here!
You're like Newton's laws.
Not perfect, but good enough.
The first time I saw your hiking boots, I knew we were sole-mates.
I know you don’t Naomi, but I hope you will soon
Luca here, I’m just going to cut to the chase and ask if you want to get a drink with me
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
I bet you don’t talk to strangers. But, if you had my number in your phone book, we wouldn’t be strangers anymore.
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew know who fine you're looking?
You are so right. And I am so left.
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
You've got great posture. I'd love to see you flow sometime.