If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
Are you a cat because I'm feline a connection between us.
I am a jogger, but date me and I will never run away from you.
I feel the rush upon eating chocolate whenever I hold your hand.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
Would you allow me to experience what’s beyond your Event Horizon?
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
I think I might become an astronomer because I’m very fascinated with Uranus
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
You're like Newton's laws.
Not perfect, but good enough.
What are you doing this saturday? I've got a football match, but I'd rather score with you
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
My Spotify sucks. It showed me the hottest singles, and missed you out!
There's something gorgeous about your eyes...
Oh, that's it! It's my reflection.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
You must be a fourth or a fifth, because you're just perfect!
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
I know you don’t Naomi, but I hope you will soon
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
You are my density!
Who needs a map when one can Rome freely in your beautiful eyes?
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
I’m trying to find a date for this weekend…do you Noah guy?
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
The last one to the top of the mountain has to buy dinner.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Did you have sugar? Because you got a sweet smile.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can rock your world, baby.
Is there a wormhole that will always take me directly to where you are?
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
Darling, if you were cocaine I’d OVERDOSE!
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
You must be Gisele Bundchen’s twin sister. You know the one no one talks about because she’s more beautiful than Gisele.
"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
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