Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
Do you believe in love at first set, or should we run it another time?
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
Nice to meet you, Jasmine… so shall we remove the Jas and just make you Mine?
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
Ouch! You are giving me a good kind of toothache just because of your sweetness.
Is there wifi in here? Because I feel we have a strong connection.
If looks could kill you, you’d surely be a weapon of mass destruction.
You are the square to my root.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
Are you a beaver? Beause daaaaaaaaam!
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
Sorry, I would’ve called sooner but my phone overheated...
I guess you’re just too hot for this dating app!
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
Hey, do you still remember me? Oh, that’s right. We only met in my dreams.
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
Are you German? Cuz you’re a Nein and I’m the one Ja need.
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
Hello there, how do you brew?
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
Roses are red, violets are blue. I would really love to run away with you.
Are you from Mars? Because your a** is out of this world!
Are you that note I messed up? Because I can’t stop thinking about you.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, even though I should.
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
"Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab."
You are hot to the core, aren’t you?
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
You had me at taco.
I’m a hockey player; of course my stick is curved!
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
You make my heart skip a beet.
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