For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
Boy, are you Elvis Presley? Because lord almighty I feel my temperature rising
You are my raisin to smile.
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
Did you have sugar? Because you got a sweet smile.
You run like light. How can I get high-speed access?
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
Do you know the Tango? Because you're dancing away with my heart.
Got any raisins? No? Then how about a date?
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
How about a kanga-root?
I don't want to be alone. Help me make it through the night.
Up for some action? I can finish with one touch.
I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.
I bet we could do some good interval training together.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
Give me your number so I can make the call.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
Are you German? Cuz you’re a Nein and I’m the one Ja need.
Baby, I am only tempted by two things: you and chocolate.
Wanna go out this weekend? Maybe go on a quick John-t around town?
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Why, because you can see yourself in my pants?
No, because I wanted to check how I look before I hit on your hot friend.
Man: Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Woman: No thanks, I don't like small talk.
I always get cuts and bruises because every single day, minute and second i keep on falling in love with you.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
I was thinking whether I should write you or not.. but honestly, there isn’t Hannah-other better choice than to
Are you in the on deck circle? Çause you're up next.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knots.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
"If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't."
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
Hey, how'd you like to recreate the Big Bang?
Do you like strawberries or blueberries? - Cuz I need to know what pancakes to make you in the morning.
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