I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I’d have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that’s you.
Your name is insert name here?
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Do you believe in love at first flight?
I’m concerned you just might be my poison, Ivy
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
A fortune-teller told me you’ll give me your number tonight. Was she right?
I'll be kicking myself if I don't get to know you better.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
I’m just wondering. Now that you’re here, who’s running heaven now?
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Are you a banker?
Because you need to leave me a loan.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
My flower blooms whenever I see your beautiful face, I hope you know what I mean.
Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
Girl I just gotta get you. Call it animal instinct.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
I’d be Ju-lyin’ if I said you weren’t super cute
Sorry to bother you, I think I dropped my heart here. Can you pick it up?
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
Is this the bus stop?
Because I'm here to pick you up!
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart
You are my raisin to smile.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
Well well, you’ve John and got my attention for sure
That elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up…
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
I don't know what gate I'm boarding at, but I hope it's close to yours.
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
Will you come to my place? You can sure lower my heating bill with your hotness.
You don't need an international ticket to get duty free with me.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Are your legs tired from spinning, or because you've been running through my mind all day?
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
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