This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
Are you a beaver? Beause daaaaaaaaam!
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
Close your eyes and I will kiss you. Tomorrow I will miss you.
Of course your name is Amy. I can already tell you’re Amy-zing
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
If there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I have been searching for!
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
How was heaven when you left it?
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Should we go out on Friday? Isla pick you up at 7.
What's your name? Because I'll be screaming it all night long.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!
Something tells me we'd make great travel partners.
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
I feel like we're in tune
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
Would you mind loaning me a quarter? I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
You may not know this but
I’m falling for you.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you. You were in the hottest singles this week.
Looks like I Andrew the winning card today
I would hate to see you go, but I love watching your leaves.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew know who fine you're looking?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aldo.
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for you.
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
Are you a burger? Because you can be the meat between my buns.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
Did you know I’m a flower? Because I just need somebudy like you.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
You're like my drug - when I'm with you, I feel Absinthe-minded.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
Robviously, I couldn’t help but ask you out
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
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