Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
Is this room hot or it’s just you?
Ommmm... let's meet up in our spirit form.
Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
Girl, you must be a Beatles song, because look at this Long, Long, Long Norwgian Wood.
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
I'm having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Are you going to a beauty contest? Because you are looking damn beautiful.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Your voice is so a-do-re-ble to mi
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
Try to take a tiger from his daddy's side, That's how love gonna keep us tied
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
I cannot think of anything sweeter than chocolate than - oops! of course, there is you!
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
I feel the rush upon eating chocolate whenever I hold your hand.
You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
Where there’s a Willow there’s a way… and I hope this was a good way to break the ice
Did you just fart?
Why, because I blew you away?
No, because you smell like sh*t.
I just want to take you out to brunch and shower you with quiches.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
Do you know what they say about hockey players? They can always find the opening!
If there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I have been searching for!
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
If I were a stop light, I would always turn red each time you pass by. In that way, I could stare at you longer.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
My Spotify sucks. It showed me the hottest singles, and missed you out!
The best stretches are partner stretches.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
Are you a flower? Because I'd love it if you planted one on me.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
Don't add honey to your tea. You are already sweet enough!
Belize let me hold you.
I stretched out my hamstrings, but every time I see you, I feel a tug at my heartstrings
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