You’re sweeter than fructose.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Hey, I found you! You are the girl of my dreams.
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Hold me tight dear and I promise to send all my loving to you.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Wow, you feel like a comet, you are a once-in-a-lifetime experience, and I’m glad I didn’t miss it. Can I buy you a drink?
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
You may not know this but
I’m falling for you.
Baby, you're a firework.
Tomatoes are red, roses are red too. We both know what I truly love is you.
Your lab or my lab?
Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.
What are the chances I open with a pun that’s so bad you Leah-ve me hanging?
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
Nice beach balls, can I play?
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause you look out of this world.
Are you a beaver? Beause daaaaaaaaam!
Is that an energy bar in your pocket, or are you just happpy to see me?
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber? Your number.
Oh Miles, you make me Smiles.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
Your phone is nice, but it would be even nicer if it had my name on your contact list.
Give me your number so I can make the call.
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
I’d be Madeline if I didn’t say I was dying to get to know you
I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
I Tour de Francy you.
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Let's Taco about love.
Do you know why you need to get up early? Because you’re the sunshine.