You remind me of a thunderstorm: positively striking.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
Is there a wormhole that will always take me directly to where you are?
How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
I don't know.
About ten pounds less than you, fat-ass.
Every time I look at you, I feel like an astronaut. Your beauty makes me float.
Sorry for not saying 'Bless You', it already seems that you are.
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tex.
Tex who?
Tex two to tango.
Your name must be trigonometry, because you make me want to cry.
Seeing that you're new here, let me show you where the water fountain is...the next drink's on me.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
What's your hurry, baby? I Just want to take things Oslo.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
You've got great posture. I'd love to see you flow sometime.
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be my first.
I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
You’re a perfect ten(t).
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
Nice to meet you, Jasmine… so shall we remove the Jas and just make you Mine?
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
Wanna meet up tonight? I hope you Leonard-on’t say no
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I run by again?
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
Buckle up! It is time for re-entry.
"The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you."
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by you again?
I took one Luca at you and I honestly couldn’t resist
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
Isabella Isabeauty for sure
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
I couldn’t help but approach, you’ve been on my mind Twenty four Evan
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
Are you a musician? Because you make my heart go staccato.
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