Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
Here comes the sun of my life
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
If you think a meteor is hard, you should see what you are doing to my missile.
Do you want to dance?
Yeah, sure.
Great, then I can sit there.
You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!
You’re like the perfect audition piece: rare, beautiful, and extremely worth it.
You’re so beautiful, you make me feel like an arpeggiated chord… broken.
You’re a perfect ten(t).
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Oh, Darling, I'd like to be in your octopus garden
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
Were you born in a farm? You look a-maize-ing.
Roses are red, violets are blue. In all this land, there’s no lady fairer than you.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
I don't know.
About ten pounds less than you, fat-ass.
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
Are you a fairy? Because you are the fulfillment of all my wishes.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
Take off your shirt, I want to be closer to your heart.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
I hate red eyes, but I would fly all night for you.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Ah, I always knew all Alexanders were Great
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? (if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why).
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
I’m invisible. [Really?] Can you see me? [Yes]. How about tomorrow night?
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Seeing that you're new here, let me show you where the water fountain is...the next drink's on me.
When I text you goodnight later, what number should I use?
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
This is too cliché, dear, but this is what I really feel, I love you to the moon and back.Copy0
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
This match sure has me feeling Victori-ous
Date a hockey player, we always wear protection.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Are you French? I want to take a french kiss from you.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
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