"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
Hey there, will you Vio-let me take you out sometime this weekend?
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Excuse me madan, could you help me? My hands ar so heavy. Could you hold them for me?
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
Man: Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Woman: No thanks, I don't like small talk.
Nice Ass-teroid.
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels
Are you from China? Cause I'm China get your number.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tex.
Tex who?
Tex two to tango.
I really caribou-t you.
Ommmm... let's meet up in our spirit form.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
I’m a raindrop and I’m falling for you.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aldo.
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for you.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
You make me feel a lot giddier like I have eaten a box of chocolate.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Wow, your name makes sense because you’re truly Audrey-m come true
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
What are your plans tonight? I’ll be free if you’re feeling a little Leo-nly…
Do you wanna know a secret? I'm in love with you.
I could never Passover you.
Oh Miles, you make me Smiles.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
That's a nice dress — where's the rest of it?
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
Listen, I’ve got a couple important questions and I really need Samanthas
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
If I got a star for every time I thought of you, I would have a whole galaxy.
Are you a healing plant? Because Aloe you Vera much
I know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories an hour...
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
Want to see the real coming attraction?
Girl you're like my favorite Spotify playlist... No matter how much I wander I'd always come back to you.
Are you the opening night? Because you make me nervous.
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